The mateosa have hard exteriors and hard interiors too.They are rock hard! It’s impossible to hurt them and they aren’t scared of anything. These tough creatures would make ideal body guards or security personnel were it not for the fact that they are around ten centimetres in height. They work in the hospitality industry on Buttlin. They patrol the hotels making sure nothing dodgy goes on. Nobody notices them and plenty of dodgy stuff goes on. C’est la vie!