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Meet the PePebbles. These little dudes take 6969 years to grow into the PepEtherRocks you know today. PePebbles just lie in the sand together, feeling sad and bad whilst taking up the sun, dust and wind waiting for their moment to evolve into a PepEtherRock. PePebbles are known to cluster around people that can only talk about broken dreams, missed opportunities and infinite regret. Try looking for such people on social media and you might encounter a PePebbles in the wild!
If you find one, pick up the PePebble gently and put it in a jar with salt and water and you can keep them as a pet for you and your future generations.
The gift of passing down PePebbles for posterity is the rea...