Cletus Maximus lived on a desolate planet plagued by an angry sun that scorched the earth and caused horrible deformities to all the planet's residents. Cletus was a part-time farmer part-time gladiator full-time conspiracy theorist who didn't believe the sun even existed. Anyway, one day he was fighting in the makeshift farm arena of death he and his buddies had created so they could film videos fighting local wildlife to post on Pootube (The popular interweb video site) when he was abducted and brought to... the COSMIC SAFARI!! A safari planet where beings from across the universe are abducted and kept in a sort of intergalactic zoo! This is a chaotic tale of adventure, terror, friendship...