The Chocalien

Centuries ago, Spaniards came to the New World looking for the fountain of youth. When they arrived, the Aztecs gave them a gift: pure chocolate from the star Ursa Cacao. Little did they know that they'd been handing exactly what they were looking for, because it is chocolate from this star that opens up the path to never-ending youth (and the ability to eat desserts of all forms with no negative health consequences) on recipients that are pure of heart and clear of mind. Unfortunately, these Spaniards were neither. The Aztecs received this chocolate from the God Quetzalcoatl. Like most Gods, he is descended from the aliens. Quetzalcoatl takes many forms, sometimes as a feathered serpent, ...View all