Neep-cruh is a Philosopher - one that believes that the MetaRoyals have squandered their gifts in the pursuit of power. He is seamlessly aligned with Flywhrinal's position on the same topic, though Neep-cruh differentiates himself from Flywhrinal in many other respects. Despite being free of most physical possession/status urges, Neep-cruh does own 3 pairs of shoes from Svetcho the Tailor.