Secrets - Thieves Key to The Underworld

Hail! You are dead. Do not anguish, for it is a fate all mortals must contend with in the end. How? Never mind that, Let us away from the battlefield, Before the dogs and vultures begin their scavenging. I am your guide to the Underwor - - What’s that? No, I’m afraid you’re slated for a different locale. Yes, says here in your youth you absconded your neighbor’s cow. While that’s some grand theft cattle I can get behind myself I do not make the rules. I merely work here. Right, off we go. I present you with your key. I can take you as far as The Gate, but it is you who must open it. Onward, to Tartarus. ><><><><><><><>< The Thieves Key opens the gat...View all