This is it fellas and felines.
THE one that made it ALL happen.
I bought this card years back at a discotheque in Paris from a Russian mobster named Marv. He told me it would make the ladies swoon. He wasn't lying.
That night, I took home 12 French girls and made them all my wives. It was magic. No other way to explain it, bruv.
We now live on a Mormon estate in Salt Lake City I acquired after brokering a deal with Joseph Smith's great-great-grandson.
Feels good, man.
Never been happier.
Thanks to RARESHADILAY my dreams came true. Time for yours to come true, too.
Embrace the RARESHADILAY.
Shadilay, Shadilay, you like to take my heart
Shadilay, Shadilay, my love
Shadilay, Sha...