Ill Babe is the perfect girl. She's so ill and such a babe. You thought you had a shot with her after a dance floor makeout at the Avicii Pier 94 NYE concert sophomore year. But two weeks later she was dating Kygo's road manager. Now every Instagram she posts on a yacht is a haunting reminder of how much you suck. You blew it with Ill Babe and the fellas will never let you forget it.