Emotion is for the weak, that's why you had all of yours surgically removed. You tell people it's easier to kill this way. But the truth is, when no one was around, you used to watch fretful bookkeeper videos and chortle. You couldn't take it anymore and either bookkeeper videos had to go or your emotions did. This was the easier choice. You once held a part-time job with The Umbra Confederacy as a geography teacher. You tend not to talk about it much.