Comms Officer Cosmo Poseidon

You are a renowned epistemologist, philosopher, and underground cloner. In your spare time you clone miniature belgian shepherds to sell them to big game hunters. The relentless wars in the universe don't interest you. You're a problem solver concerned with improving the bitterness of chicken sandwiches. You once cloned a hard hitting interviewer for The Syndicate and now they owe you a favor.