Chief Smuggler Aegis Birch

The art of defense isn't for everybody but it suits you just fine. You are credited with developing the francium lewisite technique. You dream of transforming into a robotic minivan and providing the ultimate defense for everyone in need. Love should be enough to save the universe. It's not, but you are. The Followers of the Singularity offered you a near unlimited supply of tequila for protecting them from the Guardians.