Cosmonaut Cosmo Furud

You are a renowned epistemologist, philosopher, and underground cloner. In your spare time you clone innocent beagliers to try to understand them. The relentless wars in the universe don't interest you. You're a problem solver concerned with improving the crunchiness of meatloaf. You once cloned a geography teacher for The Followers of the Singularity and now they owe you a favor.