Officer Cosmo Paraneck

You are a renowned epistemologist, philosopher, and underground cloner. In your spare time you clone evil beavers to have something to talk to on the long lonely flights through space. They understand you in a way no one else does. The relentless wars in the universe don't interest you. You're a problem solver concerned with improving the protein content of paninis. You once cloned a crypto miner for The Undead Rites and now they owe you a favor.