Commander Cosmo Terebellum IV

You are a renowned epistemologist, philosopher, and underground cloner. In your spare time you clone miniature cats to have something to talk to on the long lonely flights through space. They understand you in a way no one else does. The relentless wars in the universe don't interest you. You're a problem solver concerned with improving the texture of grilled cheese sandwiches. You once cloned a maintenance worker for The Lost Colonies and now they owe you a favor.