Astronaut Cosmo Neptune

You are a renowned epistemologist, philosopher, and underground cloner. In your spare time you clone innocent glass lizards to have something to talk to on the long lonely flights through space. They understand you in a way no one else does. The relentless wars in the universe don't interest you. You're a problem solver concerned with improving the odor of fish and chips. You once cloned a juggler for The Union of Mandated Peace and now they owe you a favor.