Space-Explorer Formalin Coquina Clamrubber

It doesn't always suck to suck. You are a Slud who left home looking for a good time. Whether that's cruising the galaxy or sucking on your favorite top shells, it's all good with you. Sometimes you get a little high by adding a blend of nutmeg powder and cavador solution to your helmet-water. Once a week you deliver galaxy-wide news to The Undead Rites, and in exchange they let you eat straight from their giant aquarium.