Pilot Cosmo Plum

You are a renowned epistemologist, philosopher, and underground cloner. In your spare time you clone jumping bed bugs to have something to talk to on the long lonely flights through space. They understand you in a way no one else does. The relentless wars in the universe don't interest you. You're a problem solver concerned with improving the stringiness of blts. You once cloned a technician for The Venenum Republic and now they owe you a favor.