Emotion is for the weak, that's why you had all of yours surgically removed. You tell people it's easier to kill this way. But the truth is, when no one was around, you used to watch sad elephant shrew videos and titter. You couldn't take it anymore and either elephant shrew videos had to go or your emotions did. This was the easier choice. You once held a part-time job with The Undead Rites as a cartoon animator. You tend not to talk about it much.