Colonel Cosmo Sadalachbia

You are a renowned epistemologist, philosopher, and underground cloner. In your spare time you clone mutant giant schnoodles to have something to talk to on the long lonely flights through space. They understand you in a way no one else does. The relentless wars in the universe don't interest you. You're a problem solver concerned with improving the weight of pad thai. You once cloned a marine engineer for The Coalition for Uncorrupted Biology and now they owe you a favor.