Sergeant Fission Birdfell

You're best known for inventing noodle-based screwdrivers that cause ultra sadness, but you're an atomic scientist by profession. During the HyperChem saga you made the difficult decision to destroy an entire plagued system - you were considered a hero. Still, you struggle with the weight of that decision every day. The Alliance of Dark Matter tried to patent your noodle-based screwdrivers before you. You'll never forgive them.