Formalin Periwinkleschugger

It doesn't always suck to suck. You are a Slud who left home looking for a good time. Whether that's cruising the galaxy or sucking on your favorite coquina clam, it's all good with you. Sometimes you get a little high by adding a blend of chili powder and wiggly earthworm solution to your helmet-water. Once a week you deliver galaxy-wide news to The Umbra Confederacy, and in exchange they let you eat straight from their giant aquarium.