Astro-Pilot Cosmo Magelock Jr

You are a renowned epistemologist, philosopher, and underground cloner. In your spare time you clone muscular joro spiders to race them against each other. The relentless wars in the universe don't interest you. You're a problem solver concerned with improving the saltiness of fish tacos. You once cloned a street vendor for The Followers of the Singularity and now they owe you a favor.