Lieutenant Aegis Whimsicount I

The art of defense isn't for everybody but it suits you just fine. You are credited with developing the moscovium grenade technique. You dream of transforming into a robotic camel and providing the ultimate defense for everyone in need. Love should be enough to save the universe. It's not, but you are. The Lost Colonies offered you a near unlimited supply of meatloaf for protecting them from the Guardians.