Pilot Cosmo Tilia

You are a renowned epistemologist, philosopher, and underground cloner. In your spare time you clone sleepy ghost squirrels to sell them to big game hunters. The relentless wars in the universe don't interest you. You're a problem solver concerned with improving the intensity, of club salads. You once cloned a space-ambulance dispatcher for The Commonwealth of the Arachnid Queen and now they owe you a favor.