Pilot Cosmo Dsiban

You are a renowned epistemologist, philosopher, and underground cloner. In your spare time you clone mutant jackdaws to have something to talk to on the long lonely flights through space. They understand you in a way no one else does. The relentless wars in the universe don't interest you. You're a problem solver concerned with improving the elasticity of chicken wings. You once cloned a cartoon animator for The Followers of the Singularity and now they owe you a favor.