Commander Cosmo Dawson

You are a renowned epistemologist, philosopher, and underground cloner. In your spare time you clone miniature centipedes to satisfy your cravings. The relentless wars in the universe don't interest you. You're a problem solver concerned with improving the crunchiness of grilled cheese sandwiches. You once cloned a crypto miner for The Undead Rites and now they owe you a favor.