Emotion is for the weak, that's why you had all of yours surgically removed. You tell people it's easier to kill this way. But the truth is, when no one was around, you used to watch fretful klipspringer videos and giggle. You couldn't take it anymore and either klipspringer videos had to go or your emotions did. This was the easier choice. You once held a part-time job with The Union of Mandated Peace as a home economics teacher. You tend not to talk about it much.