Emotion is for the weak, that's why you had all of yours surgically removed. You tell people it's easier to kill this way. But the truth is, when no one was around, you used to watch infernal behavioral disorder counselor videos and bawl. You couldn't take it anymore and either behavioral disorder counselor videos had to go or your emotions did. This was the easier choice. You once held a part-time job with The Church of the Purple Flame as a bookkeeper. You tend not to talk about it much.