Your Choglat Rations Will Resume ASAP!

As has been echoing throughout the swampland, GREMPLIN has been arrested and jailed! While crowds of Cryptoadz have gathered to celebrate, Colonel Floorbin and his team have been feverishly meeting to determine how to organize the new government and, most importantly, redistribute choglat ASAP. In a press conference on the matter, Colonel Floorbin spoke deeply of the brave Lil Toadz who strategized the capture of the Evil King. In fact, the colonel spoke for hourzzzzz, yawn. Most important to note from the conference was that he and his team of G.I. Toadz intends to restart monthly rations of choglat as soon as toadzly possible. Little did anyone at the press conference know, the evil king...View all