Buck the Choppa

You remember very little of your old life. You were born in a muddy trench and raised lovingly by a single parent. As a child, you took pride in making pizza, but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where your infinitely useful utility-belt came in. It was essential in satiating your need...your need for speed. Your time for greatness is here. We're going to the moon!