It all started with a simple game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, which led to one little lie about being able to do the splits. From there it became a Ponzi scheme. Unfortunately this meant he had the IRS on his tail from day one. So he donned some Wrasslin tights to pay off the debts from his former life. Even as he turns over a new leaf in the ring, he still can't help think he's smarter than all the idiots out there...