Mitch the Hitchhiker

Aged and grizzled, but still full of fight! Ladies are his "roadkill", or this old man wouldn't be where he is today. Some would say that the only thing I'm good for with these hands is fighting because they don't work so well anymore. But those fools don't know me as a kid, when my first fight was against an older bully on Tuesday after school in front of everyone at the bus stop! That's what you get driving in front of me too slow on country roads!!