King of the Hill

What's up y'all? It's me, King of the Hill! You better watch out because I'm comin', and when I come to town to Wrassle it ain't gonna be good. Y'all know what they say: "All you can do is duck." And that's exactly what all these suckers are doing...DUCKIN'. They're just so scared right now. The only competition in this sport – besides my very own self-absorbed hill – is a large pile of chicken-bleep-. So if you see somethin' funny happenin’ here tonight then don't worry about answering your phone call from home because there'll be nothin but laughter as you go down to find more treasure.