"The Golden Fox of the Indies" Wood Giscock

Wood is a bit different than your average Wrassler. For one thing, he's not much bigger than his opponents! But that doesn't stop him from going after them with everything he has in those tiny biceps and menacingly sharp elbows. The other thing that sets him apart? His amazing ability to talk smack without letting any emotions cross his face. Even when someone breaks through all of his defenses (which hasn't happened yet). This might be why people say "he looks like butter but wouldn't melt," but we'd prefer it if they just said: "Wood was too quick."