In the 29th century, rampant fiat issuance and econometric neglect have turned Earth into a garbage-strewn wasteland. Humanity is nowhere to be found, having been evacuated by the megacorporation Coinbase-n-Pump (CnP) on giant starliners seven centuries earlier. Of all the robotic trash compactors left by CnP to clean up, only one remains operational: a Ethereum Load-Lifting Allocation Whale, or E-LLAW.