No One Will Ever Believe You - Chicago

Bill’s most famous story: Someone’s sitting in a restaurant, eating a burger and fries. Out of nowhere appears Bill Murray, who proceeds to pilfer a few fries from the plate, eats them, and says, “No One Will Ever Believe You.” This urban legend remains one story that Bill will not confirm. But he hasn’t completely denied it. “I don’t know if that really happened. It sounds like fun. What could be better than stealing piping hot fries, especially Wendy's fries. That’s living. They’re free, they’re right there, they’re bonus potatoes.” Still, Bill seems to want to keep this story a permanent mystery. It makes sense - no one will ever believe it anyway.