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It's been 40 years since the release of Return of the Jedi and you still find yourself on internet forums every night arguing with children about why they will never understand the cultural impact Ewoks have had on society. One night @BobaFettuccine69 contacts you selling an original Vader figure. After transferring an irrational amount of money in a cryptocurrency you've never heard of, you await the arrival of this grail. On arrival you realise this was not the figure you were looking for and you should never have trusted someone you met in r/HornyTwi'lekErotica