It's your wedding day. The happiest day of your life. All your friends and family are together to bask in your undying love. Your fiancé walks up to you and whispers in your ear, "I have a surprise for you". What could it be and how kinky is it?
She pulls out a bootleg toy. You're pretty sure it doesn't vibrate so definitely not the kind of toy you were hoping for today. You look at her puzzled but before you know it you're wearing a bear skin being burned alive, and Granny is having her skull caved in by a man in white.
What a wonderful day.