Out of Whiskey, Arkansas

How can any store owner tell a Cowboy they are out of Scotch Whiskey. Do I got to shoot some iron up in here? This Yellow Belly better find me some fast. In a hurry-like. My patience is running low. You think I am going to be Squinny after this. No way in hell. I rather Die Standin' Up. Pull In Your Horns Cowboy. You got to nightfall to get this canteen filled up pretty. I ain't worried about no Sheriff around here. There ain't none fit to get me down. That too short wagon couldn't shoot a bottle of a pig ass if he tried. I'll be back boy, Let me get Light as Shuck, or you will. Ya hear?