Teddy KGB

Born Fyodor Vladibearovich in St Petersburg Russia in 2129 Better known as Teddy KGB comes from a long lineage of prize fighting bears bred for their ferocity in underground bloodsport matches ran by Russian Oligarchs dating back to the early 21st century Legend has it that Teddys Great 8X Grandfather Alexei bit the dick off of President Vladimir Putin at an RSL hockey match halftime show during a botched Bear Krav Maga demonstration in the late 2020s After dismembering the human Alexei grabbed a hockey stick and launched a ferocious slapshot sending the severed member directly into the face of an unknown Russian goalie before devouring the athlete whole This heroic feat was later described...View all