“I can find a collar fit for any ankle-biter” is what Charlotte Myers, an exalted elementary school teacher, used to say. Her professional approach to teaching and remarkable knack for handling even the most unruly children quickly helped her win the Teacher of The Year title and consequently, gain love and respect worldwide.
The ingenious educator never ceased to amaze: she put period pads in honour students’ backpacks, taught occult sciences, dressed up as a sexy Mickey Mouse, violated pupils with a pointer for poor grades, and one time even crawled into anatomy class without a leg. The children quickly grew fond of this teacher and were delighted to pound her to a pulp in class - some wi...