He-Nis (29/83)

No slouch when it comes to testosterone, His Royal “He-Nis” Prince Had’em comes from a distant land where men are manly and not afraid to show it. His long shaft-like neck allows him to view over bathroom stalls and castle walls. When he's excited or annoyed his neck elongates. Chivalrous to a fault, he's a modern paladin, although some say he’s a real dick. While eating with his hands, he calls women 'wench' or 'fair maiden,' insulting them all. He wields a great sword but frequently requests back-up from forest creatures. Did You Know: He-Nis has little to no appreciation for modern bathing. But, he secretly has all of his body hair waxed weekly. So, it all balances out... sort of. [He-N...View all