I tried to sober up, really I did. But it was difficult when the girls were giving me drinks with little umbrellas in them and there was a giant rabbit walking around everywhere. It was especially hard when the rabbit started talking to me, asking me in a very serious voice why I had lost control like this. "I mean, sure, Las Vegas is a crazy place, but you're usually so level-headed. What happened?"
I looked at the rabbit, and then down at the drink in my hand. "I don't know, man. I just feel like everything is spinning out of control. I can't seem to hold on to anything."
"Not even your sanity?" The rabbit asked, raising an eyebrow.
I shook my head and took another sip of my drink. "Nop...