The Playbook - Genie Barney
The Play:
Step 1 - Dress up like an Arabian prince and hit up your local bar.
Step 2 - Pick out your target and ask if they have heard of the stories about a magic lamp that summons a genie when you rub it... If they have, now tell them that due to an unfortunate magic carpet accident the genie now resides in your p***s.
Step 3 - At this point if she asks whether she'll be able to ask for more wishes, you're good to go ;)