FREAKOLOCO! #79 - BURGOR
Ahhhhhh...BURGOR, he is a pain in the ass.
Almost nobody likes him, but he is so efficient that they hired him to run the biggest hamburger fast food company in FREAKOLAND! , Mk&Donaidz.
He doesn't speak a word, but he can read and write almost in any language, and his one eye can see everything that is going wrong in the company. People even think he can read minds or see them naked.
Please do not pass near him with a crumpled or dirty uniform, or the consequences could be extreme. BURGOR likes to assemble puzzles in his spare time and strangely enough he is vegetarian.