Kentucky Fried Dreams

Sometimes we really don't know how to appreciate simple joys. For example, I am a lamp. And I can't dream because I never sleep. Instead, I find myself in a different place every time someone flicks a switch. - What are you looking at? Haven't you ever seen a blue crab, redneck? The woman in the old-fashioned dress turns away from me. Does she know that I am an unusual lamp? There's a basket of fried chicken in front of me, or... no, hell, it's not a chicken at all. It has eyeballs inside of it. -- Kentucky Fried Dreams is our unique product. You've never tasted anything like it. Any dream you have will become a reality. The first dream is free. Call the short number... I see this str...View all