I am a lamp. An ordinary lamp that ends up in a different place every damn time. And that makes me know a lot about people.
For example, today I was standing behind a girl's back, reading her mail with her boyfriend. What a asshole... In the relationship she tried to do everything for him, he got bored and found someone else.
Poor girl, her heart is broken. If only I could hold her now.
— Squeak. Squeak.
Out of the darkness, a jar of ice cream appears on the table. Someone's hand slowly moves it toward the girl. I don't know what kind of creature it is, but it's doing everything right! What we need right now — it's crazy music, sugar, and fast carbs.
Tears dry up in the girl's eyes, ...