What can I tell you today, dear friends? I am a lamp that turns on in a different place every time. I have seen many... different things. But it is impossible to get used to it.
Today I found myself in a child's room and saw a cute red kitten. But I was trapped with Kitty once before. And I'll never forget it.
From the back of the room came a child's laughter.
— Let's play, kid.
Oooh, what the hell did I see again? It was all right, a little girl in a pretty blue dress was playing with a kitten. But then I lit up her face. Mother of God... Please, somebody hit the light switch, get me out of here.
— Purr... Purrr
Hey kid, you got nerves of steel? How can you play and purr with that s...