Mr. Nick Burns

The embodiment of corporate greed - Mr. Nick Burns. He spends his time in the nifty office, monitoring his workers Pio, Kix and Easy via closed-circuit cameras, making sure they earn him as much cayush as humanly possible. Mr. Nick Burns is physically weak and is known to have little more strength than an infant. His extreme old age and beak-like nose are frequent sources of humor on the nifty alpha show.