xGOONZ 009 LOU was always up for a good time, and today was no different. He had spent the morning entertaining his owner by acting out scenes from their favorite movies. He had done his best Arnold Schwarzenegger impression from Terminator 2, recited lines from The Godfather, and even attempted a few dance moves from Dirty Dancing. But now it was time for him to let loose and have some fun of his own. So, he headed down to the xBAR, ready to party.
As soon as he arrived, LOU ordered up three dozen drinks and a special concoction that the bartender promised would turn him into a giant, hairy monster with horns. LOU downed the drinks in record time and before he knew it, he had transformed i...